I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
Most asian parents are never satisfied.
If you’re fat, they complain, if you’re skinny they complain. If you get an A+ they say you can do better, if you get an F say hello to death. If you eat too much, they call you fat, if you don’t eat, they threaten you. If you prove them wrong, they scream at you, if you don’t say anything, they scream at you.
